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Thursday, August 17, 2006

The First Islamspeak Manual

CONFIDENTIAL: Communiqué to all heads of the Islamic Party. For review, prior to distribution among the Ummah.

Allah
The embodiment of all the goodness of Islam. Allah is watching you, but he is not your brother—thinking of him in terms of family relationships is kufr.
Democracy
Majority rule, a sacred principle which must be coupled to immigration of Muslims to the West and high birthrates once there.
Elastic loaf
A baked Italian dish of a thinly rolled bread dough crust (or a thick dough) typically topped with tomato sauce, cheese and other ingredients (illustration).
Evolution
The extrapolation of the Koranic observation of pithecanthropy among a particular nation onto the rest of humanity.
Freedom of speech
The provision for preaching jihad in mosques. It does not give permission for non-Muslims to draw cartoons of kufr, however.
Jihad
A struggle (German: Kampf).
Justice
Islamic law.
Just society
A society ruled by Islamic law.
Koran
Allah’s final manifesto, superseding all others (see: Torah).
Kufr
Intellectual opposition to Islam. Sins of thought against Allah.
Oppression
The rule of a state by non-Islamic law; actions of resistance to implementation of Islamic law.
Palestinians
The indigenous people of the land currently occupied by the Zionists (see: Evolution). Removal from vocabulary pending elimination of said entity, after the Western Left has helped us with it because of buying into our narrative.
Peace
The state of cessation of all resistance to Islam.
Racism
Discrimination against blond, blue-eyed Swedish Muslims. Not against Arab Christians or Pakistani Christians or Iranian Bahá’ís.
Torah
The first manifesto given to humanity by Allah, later revised (see: Koran). To deny its expiration constitutes intellectual opposition to Islam.
United States of America
The greatest opponent of Islam currently, because of its relative livelihood of belief in the superseded manifesto (see: Torah) and resultant relative lack of useful idiots.

Working day and night toward the dictatorship of the Ummah. The future is for this religion—tomorrow belongs to us.

(signed)
Jihad Abu Islam Ibn Shaheed Ibn Abdel Moloch.

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