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Thursday, September 07, 2006

Ode to the Ewoks

We all love the Ewoks,
They’re our kind of creatures,
They have everything we require
In the way of left-wing features.

Picture: A masked Ewok brandishing a stone spear

They’re unsophisticated primitives
Against the tyranny of Empire,
Using stone-age weapons to sink
The oppressor in a quagmire.

Picture: "Palestinian resistors of imperialistic oppression" with masks and suicide belts

Everything they do is heroic,
For they’re fighting for common dreams,
Their enemies soulless cogs in a war machine,
so it’s OK to smash them to smithereens.

Picture: Remains of an Israeli bus after a suicide bombing

Don’t you go judgmental on them, you racist,
You need to respect the others’ cultures,
It’s a contribution to our rich tapestry
Of colorful variety, diversity and gaiety
When some make a custom of burning their enemies
Or leaving them to be eaten by vultures.

Picture: Han Solo tied to an Ewok spit, ready to be burned as a sacrifice

We all love the Ewoks,
They’re our role models,
Our poster boys for the underdogs
That our worldview embraces and coddles.

Picture: Photograph illustrating the new burka gown for female Muslim patients in Britain

Hat tip (for inspiration):

Strong? Then You’re Wrong! by Russ Vaughn (yeah, again… I like the way the man thinks) and Oona Goota, Solo? on Gates of Vienna (for reminding me of the Ewoks, by association).

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Anonymous Ronbo said...

Well Done!

Posted a link from The Freedom Fighter's Journal at:


G-D Bless Israel: America's most stalwart ally in the Middle East and in WW III!

September 07, 2006 5:33 PM  
Blogger ZionistYoungster said...

Thanks! G-d Bless America!

September 07, 2006 5:36 PM  
Anonymous religion of pieces said...

Here's a post snipped from an anti-dhimmi British blog:

"Israel is the 'canary in the coal mine' . Israel is the prototype of the nation states to be snuffed out by EUrabia. Once Israel is destroyed, the project will move on to destroy other Kaffir nation states leading to the ultimate objective of the worldwide Islamic caliphate.

Israel, though Jewish, is Christian Europe's front line. Hence the Biblical prophecy "Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed"

If you British, Dutch, Danish, Norwegians, Lithuanians, Poles, Greeks, Spanish and all the other nationalities in Europe wish to keep your cultural identity within the encompassing Judeo-Christian heritage, then bless Israel and ensure her survival.

If you fail to do so, then once they have finished with the Jews they will come for YOU."

September 08, 2006 2:42 AM  

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